Treat Blog: Dear Daddy

Dear Daddy Above,

Just want to say that if my past was:

Jackie Chan

I would kick his rump instead of letting him rule my life.

A Child

I would spank his butt and tell him to behave.

An Old Man

I would kick his cane and tell him to stop walking beside me. :D

A King

I would dethrone him and turn him from the ruler to the ruled. :D:D

A Chicken

I would make chicken sandwich out of it and eat it, instead of letting it eat me. :D:D

Jerry the Mouse

I would sic Tom the Cat on it...

If it were Tom the Cat, I would buy a pitbull and sic him on it. :D

A Fish

I would pluck it out of the water and give it a new home on land.

By tomorrow I would be rid of my past when it stop breathing. :D

Tweety Bird

I would feed it to Garfield. :D:D

A Country

I would ask the United States to nuke it and blow it to kingdom come.

A Guy Preacher

I would twist his ear when we get to heaven.

A Girl Preacher

I will throw toilet paper around her mansion when we get to heaven and decorate it with eggs. :D:D

An Inmate

I will give him a sentence of life in prison without the possibility of parole.

Then I would throw away the key. :D :D

Goliath the Giant

I would transform into David and take him down, cut off his head and let Your people know that You, the Most High, rule in the kingdom of our memory while the past DOES NOT. :D:D:D


Thanks Daddy, for encouraging us to move beyond the past and toward the future.

Toward the day when Jesus comes back for His Church.

Toward the day when all our present foolishness will be the past...

All our present sufferings will be history.

When the past will be like the people and things mentioned above...

Beaten and harassed, DEFEATED and CONQUERED. :D:D

I love You, Daddy!